SEPTEMBER 5, 2006
GALATIAL NUZZLER SERIES COMING SOON!
These aren't just any Nuzzlers—no. No no no.
These are caulk sucking—other fulking
suns of bitches!
The Nuzzler at his most laid back — his most
arrogant look you right in the eye and say nuzz you
sucker — where's my fulking cat bowl — bitch!
THE GALATIAL NUZZLER
HIS NUMBER ONE
FAN—IMAGES OF ARROGANCE!
AUGUST 25, 2006
HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A REALLY, REALLY
New mauifile is on hand.
Will come soon.
But welcome visitors from all of my other
nearly pointless sites! Maui welcomes you; I welcome
SCARY, CREEPY NUZZLERS
The newest Nuzzler series speaks for itself - here's your
favorite cat, Maui, caught in the act of terror! So terrifying, so
creepy and disturbing are these bloody, wretched Nuzzler's, that I
have submitted two of them to mycathatesyou.com. If they don't post his image,
all claws are going to break loose....
THE TERROR NUZZLER
PUSSY—IMAGES OF TERROR!
have decided to keep ilnuzzlino.com online. Normally when my
domains expire, I just get new ones, with a few exceptions. So I
am transferring this domain to a new registrar and away from
Melbourne IT. Why do I mention Melbourne IT? because a domain
costing 2.95US should not cost 35.00US to renew. That's just
highway robbery and I ain't havin' it. Neither is Maui; he put his
this site is here for a few people who keep coming back - you know
who you are and you love Maui, have written poems for Maui, songs,
letters, and expressed your adoration. Mostly, you just get it. My
way of thanking you, the only way I know, is to keep this here.
www.thenuzzler.com became available; so I have purchased
this domain to add to Maui's quiver of world wide web. Coming to
thenuzzler.com will be poems about Maui, stories about Maui,
writings about Maui, cards made for Maui, and all other related
Mauiterials. It is going to be a nuzzltopia of Maui, just for you,
the reader. Be sure to bookmark thenuzzler.com now!
THE COMPLETE NUZZLER
Just added, The Complete Nuzzler series; a perfect blend of
high-quality high-cuteness levels makes these nuzzler's the
perfect gift to give your eyes or to your bed ridden flu-stricken
friends on a cold, rainy day. New Complete's will be added as they
come in. You can find these dazzling babies right above the Blurry
But Cute Nuzzler's series. But all my Nuzzler/Mauifile are
adorable because He is adorable.
THE COMPLETE NUZZLER
THEY GO DOWN SMOOTH!
March 13, 2006
ONE IN A MILLION MAUI
I should have waited for permission to post
this tasty gem, but I thought it so nummy and so sweet that
someone other than me loves Maui that I couldn't wait. So without
further adieu, a fitting tribute from one of Maui's biggest
One In A Million Maui
The day I traveled cyber space and lay my eyes
upon his face
It was love
I was moved
He has a
special friend - she pampers and she tends to him
is so very obvious
Her feelings translate bliss to us
Such a boy who brings such joy
With every stretch
He is one in a million Maui
February 19, 2006
JUST ADDED, NEW: BLURRY BUT CUTE
Just added today, blurry
but very cute nuzzlers. They're so cute, in fact, that they have
been showcased in their very own table. You will not be
disappointed with the new Blurry But Cute nuzzler
BLURRY BUT CUTE NUZZLER'S
DOESN'T GET MUCH CUTER!
February 7, 2006
KOLLAPS.US IS DEAD. D E A D—DEAD
I really never liked that name
anyway so I have not renewed it; plus Melbourne IT wanted 35
dollars for what I originally paid 3 dollars for. The old kollaps.us content can be found
If you're tired of looking at pictures of my
cat you can look at pictures I've taken of other things
February 8, 2006
I will not be linking the cute little
pictures on the above graphic. However it will still be here to
amaze you (read: what the hell is this sh!t?). The little thumbs
down below are easier to deal with so there they be. New Mauifile
is available but as of yet not posted.
TEMPORARY & NEW MAUIFILE ADDED
enlarged for full view. These are new Mauifiles, fresh off the camera! Plus, the face of the woman who keeps ranking number
Additionally note that I have added some older, but very,
very cute, mauifiles. They have been added to appease Maui-fans
who keep coming back here only to find nothing has really been
updated... I swear on... no, forget that. I'm slowly working on
you can see, there is no porn here. You searched for "best pussy
online" or some such catchy little phrase and got a web site
devoted to a cat. According to my tracker, I'm in at number 1! on
MSN, Yahoo, altavista and some obscure search engine (I WILL nail
Google--mark my words) this time out of a possible 20 million
something. How that is possible (not having any actual pornography
on the site), is beyond me. But knowing how exicted you were to
click my link and your subsequent letdown thereafter just makes my
sadistic day.. Viva la pussy!
clearly doesn't apply to those hitting this site looking for
nudity, but if you're really as desperate as I think you are, try
Please note that this site is graphic/image intensive and
may take a great deal of time to load. I could have designed it to
load immediately, and would have except, at this stage, I'm tired